Dear Apple Computer Lords,
During a recent session on my computer I was once again troubled by the persistent failing of the AIM program. Granted, AIM is a pretty flaky program to begin with. However, it seems as if the success of the program running on my Powerbook is based more on luck than any design of computer programming or other equally technical facet of engineering. For example, the other day, upon engaging the program I fervently prayed for several minutes and it worked perfectly. This evening I forgot to take the time necessary to recite the proper incantations and light the incense, and what happens? This troublesome digital charlatan decides to once again rear its ugly head and plunge my laptop into senseless disarray and confusion. This is obviously quite worrisome for me and has been a persistent problem for some time now. I am more than willing to make any and all amends with the gods that are required in order to grant my computer continued well being and operational success. Should I sacrifice an XBox on a pedestal of marble? Just say the word. What about an Unlimited Version of Vista? Your wish is my command.
Regards,
Andrew "Flapjack" Thomas
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