Tonight at 9, witness the birth of a brand new News Show. It's CURRENT ANALYSIS. Introducing two new anchors you're going to love: Mr Happy Cube, and Alan Littleton. CURRENT ANALYSIS is a show geared towards the intelligent citizen, for those people who want to keep up-to-date on only the most important goings-on in politics, entertainment, and the economy. CURRENT ANALYSIS circumvents established rules of broadcast news, things like commercialization and product placement that only serve to diminish and trivialize the audience at home. Instead CURRENT ANALYSIS brings just the facts, interpreted to fit your needs and presented in a blistering honest way. It's a new kind of news show. It's CURRENT ANALYSIS!
Mr Happy Cube is a world famous political analyst hailing from Britain. In 1992 he won a Nobel Prize for his work in securing reliable education for the people in war-torn regions of the Congo. Unfortunately, he was not able to accept the award because of his lack of arms. Mr Happy Cube won the 2007 award for Happiest Individual of Questionable Organic Composition for the tenth year in a row.
Alan Littleton is an enigma in the world of news reporting. The network director Mr. James Littleton found Alan unconcious on the road one stormy night almost twenty years ago, and brought him home. James Littleton adopted this young unknown boy after police investigations turned up no evidence as to the boy's identity. The boy himself could not remember anything. Littleton decided to name him Alan, after a dog he once had. Over the years Alan developed an intense passion for journalism and broadcast news from his surrogate father, and attended John Hopkins University where he graduated second in his class in 1998. Since then, Alan has worked as an investigate reporter in numerous political and economic rings and has spent the last four years as co-anchor of
Project Thunderteam, an investigate reporting show that had overturned several of the largest scandals in recent history including the famed 2004 Tritozene drug scare in which over 15 patients started turning purple.
1 comment:
I like it Andrew. So far it's good. ON a different note i hate to disappoint you but I'm doubting the appearance of a battle scene with recently escaped panda's. Actually I doubt panda's will make any sort of appearance at all. I'm pretty sure in a crumbling post-apocalyptic world, panda's may not still survive. They're almost extinct as it is.
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